By: DC
Release Date: 8/27/2025*
Written by: Elliott Kalan
Art by: Mindy Lee
 
DISRUPT SUPER-VILLAINY IN GOTHAM CITY!
Hello. This is Harley Quinn. Today, I'm going to be announcing three exciting new products coming from DC. A new way to disrupt super-villains without getting your hands dirty, a hilarious comic about a super-cute clown girl who everyone is in love with, and a story about an angry industrialist whose portfolio value is through the roof.
Three products. Disrupting super-villainy, a super cute clown girl, and an angry industrialist. Are you getting it? Is this making sense?! I'm talking about the new issue of my comic! It's all in there. Hello? Is this thing on? Does anyone even read these things?????